Put out an A.P.B. on Patrick Duffy. They have found Atlantis. Yes, the mythical, Utopian paradise, championed by ol' Plato, has been discovered, not by Jacques Cousteau's offspring, but, by Google Ocean, the new Google in town - Google Earth is so last season! Yes, an underwater grid like, network has been discovered on the bottom of the Atlantic, near the Canary Islands. Atlantis trainspotters, sorry, Experts have confirmed that this is one of the possible resting places for the "City that done sank". However, the best observation came from Bernie Bamford, 38, of Chester, who compared it to a plan of that magnificent example of civil engineering "Milton Keynes". "Milton Keynes?" The most talked about lost city of all time and this dufus compares it to soddin' Milton Keynes! When Plato was describing the beauty and wonder of Poseidon's domain, I don't,for one second, believe that he saw a little kid sitting in the back of a chariot, holding a red balloon, and uttering that immortal phrase " Oh no, not another F*ckin' Roundabout"
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